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The Goodbye Girl by Neil Simon
Elliott: Will you listen very, very carefully to me? Just for once. This may be the last time I ever talk to you. Not everyone in this world is after your magnificent body, lady. In the first place, it”s not so magnificent. It”s fair, but it ain”t keeping me up
Cant Hardly Wait” (Trip McNeely)
TRIP McNEELY: Seriously. Hey man, I thought college was gonna be the AM/PM of p -. I thought I”d be writin” more true -life letters to “Hustler” than I would term papers. Hell, that”s even why I broke up with Janine before I left. College women are totally different, bro.
The Princess Bride (Westley)
There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.
Face/Off (Castor Troy)
I never really enjoyed the Messiah. In fact I think it’s fucking boring. But your voice makes even a hack like Handel seem like a genius. Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Ohhaaahhh!
The Breakfast Club (Brian Johnson)
Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole saturday in detention for whatever it is we did wrong, but we think you’re crazy for making us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see
A Time to Kill (Jake Brigance)
I had a great summation all worked out, full of some sharp lawyering, but I’m not going to read it. I’m here to apologize. I am young, and I am inexperienced. But you cannot hold Carl Lee Hailey responsible for my shortcomings. Do you see, in all this legal maneuvering,