Crazy Heart (Bad Blake)
Son, I’ve played sick, drunk, divorced, and on the run. Bad Blake hasn’t missed a goddamn show in his whole fucking life.
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Clueless (Travis)
TRAVIS: Thank you, thank-you. This is so unexpected. I didn”t even have a speech prepared… But I would like to say this… tardiness is not something you can do all on your own. Many, many people had to contribute. I”d like to thank my parents for never driving me to school and the L.A. bus drivers for taking a chance on an unknown kid and last, but not least, the wonderful crew at McDonald”s for the long hours they spend making Egg McMuffins, without which I might never be tardy. Thank you.More Monologues from “Clueless”RelatedShareTweetPin
Cobra (Marion Cobretti)
Can’t do that. … I don’t deal with psychos. I put ’em away. … You’re a disease, and I’m the cure. … Huah! … Drop it!
Collateral (Annie Farrell)
I think I’m going to lose. I think the case sucks. My exhibits aren’t in order. I’m not prepared enough. People are going to find out that I don’t know what I’m doing and I’ve been running some charade all these years. I represent the Department of Justice, and my opening statement is going to fall flat at the most important point and the jury is going to laugh at me. And then I cry. I don’t throw up, a lot of people throw up, I have a strong stomach. And then I pull myself together, I rewrite my opening statement, work my exhibits. And that’s what I do for the rest of the night. That’s my routine. In the morning it starts and I’m fine.
Coming to America (Darryl Jenks)
Just let your soul glow! Just let it shine through. Just let your soooulll baby feel oh so silky smooth. Just let it shine through, yea. Just let your soouuuul glooow, whooo! Soul-Glo.
Coming to America (Reverend Brown)
But you know, when I look at these contestants! For the Miss Black Awareness Pageant, I feel good! I feel good, because I know there’s a God somewhere! There’s a God somewhere! Turn around ladies for me please! You know there’s a God who sits on high and looks down low! Man cannot make it like this! Larry Flynt! Hugh Hefner! They can take the picture, but you can’t make it! Only God above, the Hugh Hefner on high, can make it for ya! … Do you love Him? Do you feel joy? Say “Joy”! Joy! Can I get an “Ahe-men”? Don’t be ashamed to call His name! … Only God can give that woman the kind of joy she has right there! Make a joyful noise unto the Lord! … Amen! Yes, sir! Can I get an “Amen”? Ha! Ha! I don’t know you what you come to do, but I come to praise the name! Lord, Lord!
Commando (John Matrix)
Let off some steam Bennett.
Con Air (Cameron Hillbilly Poe)
I meant to get a haircut. I got a present for ya Casey. A little dirty. … No no honey, it’s okay. … I got a picture of you too. Happy birthday darlin’.
Conan the Barbarian (Conan)
Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. That’s what’s important! Valor pleases you, Crom… so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!
Contact (Dr. Eleanor “Ellie” Arroway)
Science fiction. You’re right, it’s crazy. In fact, it’s even worse than that, it’s nuts. You want to hear something really nutty? I heard of a couple guys who want to build something called an airplane, you know you get people to go in and fly around like birds, it’s ridiculous, right? And what about breaking the sound barrier or rockets to the moon? Atomic energy or a mission to Mars? Science fiction, right? Look, all I’m asking is for you to just have the tiniest bit of vision. You know, to just sit back for one minute and look at the big picture. To take a chance on something that just might end up being the most profoundly impactful moment for humanity, for the history of history.