1077 Best Movie Monologues – Page 90 of 108

Catwoman (Catwoman)

Category: Movie Role: Catwoman From: Catwoman

It all started on the day that I died. If there had been an obituary, it would have described the unremarkable life of an unremarkable woman, survived by no one. But there was no obituary, because the day that I died was also the day I started to live. But that comes later. This was my life. Days blended together, consistently ordinary, thanks to a job that was the practical version of my passion. I was supposed to be an artist by now. Instead, I was designing ads for beauty cream. … The day I died was the day I started to live. In my old life, I longed for someone to see what was special in me. You did, and for that, you’ll always be in my heart. But what I really needed was for me to see it. And now I do. You’re a good man, Tom. But you live in a world that has no place for someone like me. You see, sometimes I’m good. Oh, I’m very good. But sometimes I’m bad. But only as bad as I wanna be. Freedom is power. To live a life untamed and unafraid is the gift that I’ve been given, and so my journey begins.

Bull Durham (Crash Davis)

Category: Movie Role: Crash Davis From: Bull Durham

Well, I believe in the soul. The cock. The pussy. The small of a woman’s back. The hanging curveball. High fiber. Good scotch. That the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a Constitutional Amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas eve. And I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Goodnight.

BUtterfield 8 (Gloria Wandrous)

Category: Movie Role: Gloria Wandrous From: BUtterfield 8

Mama, I want to tell you what I’ve been doing. … I do. I’ve been with a man a whole week. Let me tell you the truth for once in my life. … Mama. We, we both know what kind of a girl I’ve been, we both know where I’ve been through. … Mama you have to. Unless I can be honest with you about yesterday, how can you believe me today? … I’m different. Mama I am different. Yesterday it was men, a whole world full of men, but … Mama, face it. I was the slut of all-time. … If only you’d done that before, long ago, every time I came home all soaked through with gin.

Cabaret (Sally Bowles)

Category: Movie Role: Sally Bowles From: Cabaret

What good is sitting alone In your room?
Come hear the music play.
Life is a Cabaret, old chum,
Come to the Cabaret.

Caddyshack (Carl Spackler)

Category: Movie Role: Carl Spackler From: Caddyshack

A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I’m a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald… striking. So, I’m on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one – big hitter, the Lama – long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga… gunga, gunga lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, “Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.

Camille (Armand Duval)

Category: Movie Role: Armand Duval From: Camille

Don’t say such things, Marguerite, even if we can’t go to the country today. Think of how happy we were once and how happy we shall be again. Think of the day you found the four leaf clover, and all the good luck it’s going to bring us. Think of the vows we heard Nichette and Gustave make and that we’re going to make to each other. This is for life Marguerite. … Marguerite. Marguerite! No, don’t leave me. Marguerite, come back!

Can’t Hardly Wait (Denise Fleming)

Category: Movie Role: Denise Fleming From: Can't Hardly Wait

I know exactly who you are. You’re Kenny Fisher. We used to play Miami Vice in my basement. You used to sleepover at my house. You had to leave the hall light on every night. You’re Kenny Fisher who used to buy me a card every Valentine’s Day and a bag of those little hearts with the words on them. And you’re Kenny Fisher who suddenly got too cool to hang out with me when we hit junior high. Cause, I was in all the smart classes, and cause my parent’s didn’t make a lot of money. And cause you desperately needed to sit at the trendy table in the cafeteria.

Cant Hardly Wait” (Amanda)

Category: Movie Role: Amanda From: Can't Hardly Wait

AMANDA: Well… I mean I know why I started dating him. I just don”t know why I did it for so long. It”s just, at first it was all so unbelievable, you know? At my old junior high I was always just this little… nobody. Then I came to Huntingdon freshman year and Mike Dexter wanted to date me… and I was like suddenly Miss Popular and – I know it”s really lame, but… well, it felt really good. It was the first time I ever felt cool in my life. Please, it was the first time I ever had a boyfriend.And that”s the problem. I want more, and Mike”s still the same person now that he was then. Mooning the guy at the drive-thru window and giving the underclassmen wedgies… Though who says I even deserve more anyway, you know? I mean, I did stay with him for four years. If being friends with those people was so much more important than being… happy, then – well then I guess I”ve already gotten what I deserve.I know what people think of me, okay? I mean, Mike”s a total d – and I am so guilty by association. And I really do wish things were different, I swear I do. I mean, I would love it if I thought there was somebody out there who hadn”t already formed an opinion of me based on how… based on who I”ve been. Somebody I could start again with. (she shrugs) But maybe there isn”t. Anybody.More Monologues from “Can”t Hardly Wait”RelatedShareTweetPin

And that”s the problem. I want more, and Mike”s still the same person now that he was then. Mooning the guy at the drive-thru window and giving the underclassmen wedgies… Though who says I even deserve more anyway, you know? I mean, I did stay with him for four years. If being friends with those people was so much more important than being… happy, then – well then I guess I”ve already gotten what I deserve.I know what people think of me, okay? I mean, Mike”s a total d – and I am so guilty by association. And I really do wish things were different, I swear I do. I mean, I would love it if I thought there was somebody out there who hadn”t already formed an opinion of me based on how… based on who I”ve been. Somebody I could start again with. (she shrugs) But maybe there isn”t. Anybody.More Monologues from “Can”t Hardly Wait”RelatedShareTweetPin

I know what people think of me, okay? I mean, Mike”s a total d – and I am so guilty by association. And I really do wish things were different, I swear I do. I mean, I would love it if I thought there was somebody out there who hadn”t already formed an opinion of me based on how… based on who I”ve been. Somebody I could start again with. (she shrugs) But maybe there isn”t. Anybody.More Monologues from “Can”t Hardly Wait”RelatedShareTweetPin

Cant Hardly Wait” (Angel)

Category: Movie Role: Angel From: Can't Hardly Wait

ANGEL: Don”t say that. And it”s not stupid. I know, “cause… Well… I – I”ve been where you are. I was sixteen. And I had the biggest thing for Scott Baio… And I mean, this was like, years in the running. I”m talking “Happy Days” era, “Joanie Loves Chachi.” God, I hated her. Joanie… And like, I was so sure that I was supposed to marry him… Mrs. Scott Baio. I was in his fan club, I wrote him all these letters – which I was way too embarrassed to send, by the way – but I was positive that like, no matter what, we”d find each other. Somehow. And it happened. Right after his first season of “Charles in Charge”, he was doing this mall tour. And he came here. To our mall. It was like it was… supposed to happen. So I went, you know. And I had this red bandanna for him – “cause you know, Chachi always wore a red bandanna – and I waited outside. Overnight. I was the first person there when he pulled up. And he got out of the car and, and it was like – (she”s getting teary) He was so beautiful, and, he looked right at me and… I didn”t know what to do. I couldn”t say anything. I couldn”t even move… I never even talked to him. I mean, he was right there. I was supposed to be with him. I still have that bandanna.More Monologues from “Can”t Hardly Wait”RelatedShareTweetPin

Cant Hardly Wait” (Denise)

Category: Movie Role: Denise From: Can't Hardly Wait

DENISE: Oh my God. Listen to you: “I ain”t no phony.” Hey, you know what? There”s a mirror up there. Take a look – you”re white. Anyway, why do you care what I think of you? You haven”t spoken to me since sixth grade. I know exactly who you are. You”re Kenny Fisher who used to play “Bionic Man” with me in my basement. You”re Kenny Fisher who used to sleep over my house and needed to leave the hall light on all night. You”re Kenny Fisher who used to buy me a card every Valentine”s Day and a bag of those chalky hearts with the little words on them. And you”re Kenny Fisher who suddenly became too cool to hang with me once we hit junior high. Because I had glasses, because I was smart, and because I didn”t look good in those skimpy little bodysuit tops all the popular girls were wearing. And anyone who can ditch their best friend like that, in my opinion, is a big phony.More Monologues from “Can”t Hardly Wait”RelatedShareTweetPin