1077 Best Movie Monologues – Page 91 of 108

Cant Hardly Wait” (Girl Whose Party It Is)

Category: Movie Role: Girl Whose Party It Is From: Can't Hardly Wait

GIRL WHOSE PARTY IT IS: My problem?! My PROBLEM??!! You people come in here, let my dog out, get drunk, run all over the fancy room, blast music, spill punch, break stuff, smear poop on the carpet – draw nipples on my mother, throw up in my pool, sniff drugs behind the poolhouse, get me 75 hours of community service and a five hundred dollar fine – THEN BREAK MY BATHROOM DOOR AND HAVE SEX IN THERE??I!! AND YOU WANNA KNOW MY PROBLEM??? I”LL TELL YOU MY PROBLEM!!! IT”S – -The DOG comes TROTTING IN, WAGGING his tail.TOFU! Tofu, where were you?! You know you”re not supposed to leave the house! Bad dog! BAD! COME HERE! TOFU!More Monologues from “Can”t Hardly Wait”RelatedShareTweetPin

The DOG comes TROTTING IN, WAGGING his tail.TOFU! Tofu, where were you?! You know you”re not supposed to leave the house! Bad dog! BAD! COME HERE! TOFU!More Monologues from “Can”t Hardly Wait”RelatedShareTweetPin

TOFU! Tofu, where were you?! You know you”re not supposed to leave the house! Bad dog! BAD! COME HERE! TOFU!More Monologues from “Can”t Hardly Wait”RelatedShareTweetPin

Cant Hardly Wait” (Kenny)

Category: Movie Role: Kenny From: Can't Hardly Wait

KENNY: I”ve got to have s – tonight. I mean, peep this. 92 percent of the honeys at UCLA are sexually active. 92 percent! I figure since the whole class is going to the party, I should give all ladies an equal chance – you know whatuhm sayin”? It took me all day jus” to narrow it down to a list of ten finalists. I got a sophisticated ratings scale including Looks, Body, Reputation, Might-Owe-Me-A-Favor…Check this – – I am a finesse player, you know whatum sayin”? I am gonna Barry White my way into a woman”s heart. Observe – the Loooove Kit… (he pulls out a pink candle) That is a “Smell of Love” scented candle, bitch. And if either of you knew anything at all about seduction, you”d know that women go wild for little romantic gestures, such as scented candles.More Monologues from “Can”t Hardly Wait”RelatedShareTweetPin

Check this – – I am a finesse player, you know whatum sayin”? I am gonna Barry White my way into a woman”s heart. Observe – the Loooove Kit… (he pulls out a pink candle) That is a “Smell of Love” scented candle, bitch. And if either of you knew anything at all about seduction, you”d know that women go wild for little romantic gestures, such as scented candles.More Monologues from “Can”t Hardly Wait”RelatedShareTweetPin

Cant Hardly Wait” (Preston)

Category: Movie Role: Preston From: Can't Hardly Wait

PRESTON: It”s like if there really is one person out there for everybody, why wouldn”t you wait for just the right moment to tell them how you feel? And, if the two of you really are meant to be then you have to believe that that moment will come. And I think it has. Tonight. And I know that like, if I tried to tell Amanda all this in person it would never come out right and I”m always much better when I can write things down, so… This – this is everything I”ve been wanting to say to her for the past four years. Like how my heart stops every time I see her. And how her smile ranks up there as one of the most beautiful things in the world, you know?And I told her she deserves better Mike Dexter. I know she does. There”s so much more to her than that. I really want her to know it. And hey, it”s not like I”m thinking she”s gonna read this and run away with me to Vegas but… Well, if she”d even just give me a chance – just the slightest chance… then, who knows? We might really be happy.It”s good, isn”t it? I really think she”s gonna love it. And I think I”m ready to do this. It”s time. (a beat) Any words of encouragement?More Monologues from “Can”t Hardly Wait”RelatedShareTweetPin

And I told her she deserves better Mike Dexter. I know she does. There”s so much more to her than that. I really want her to know it. And hey, it”s not like I”m thinking she”s gonna read this and run away with me to Vegas but… Well, if she”d even just give me a chance – just the slightest chance… then, who knows? We might really be happy.It”s good, isn”t it? I really think she”s gonna love it. And I think I”m ready to do this. It”s time. (a beat) Any words of encouragement?More Monologues from “Can”t Hardly Wait”RelatedShareTweetPin

It”s good, isn”t it? I really think she”s gonna love it. And I think I”m ready to do this. It”s time. (a beat) Any words of encouragement?More Monologues from “Can”t Hardly Wait”RelatedShareTweetPin

Brokeback Mountain (Jack Twist)

Category: Movie Role: Jack Twist From: Brokeback Mountain

Tell you what, we coulda had a good life together! Fuckin’ real good life! Had us a place of our own. But you didn’t want it, Ennis! So what we got now is Brokeback Mountain! Everything’s built on that! That’s all we got, boy, fuckin’ all. So I hope you know that, even if you don’t never know the rest! You count the damn few times we have been together in nearly twenty years and you measure the short fucking leash you keep me on – and then you ask me about Mexico and tell me you’ll kill me for needing somethin’ I don’t hardly never get. You have no idea how bad it gets! I’m not you… I can’t make it on a coupla high-altitude fucks once or twice a year! You are too much for me Ennis, you sonofawhoreson bitch! I wish I knew how to quit you.

Bruce Lee: The Lost Interview (Bruce Lee)

Category: Movie Role: Bruce Lee From: Bruce Lee: The Lost Interview

Empty your mind. Be formless. Shapeless. Like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle it becomes the bottle. You put it in a teapot it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water my friend. Like that. You see? Ah ha. … What I’m saying, actually you see, I mean it’s a com-bi-nay-shun of both. I mean, here it is the natural instinct and here is control. You are to combine the two in harmony, not if you have one to the extreme you would be very unscientific. If you have another to the extreme, you become all of a sudden a mechanical maaan. No longer a human being. So you, it is a successful com-bi-nay-shun of both … Although hand wise it is very slow and you push it out but all the time you are keeping the continuity going. Bending. Stretching. Everything. You know, suppose, you know, I mean you just keep it moving. Yea it is. I mean to to them, you see, the idea is running water never grows stale, so you just got to keep on flowing.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Buffy Summers)

Category: Movie Role: Buffy Summers From: Buffy the Vampire Slayer

All I want to do is graduate from high school, go to Europe, marry Christian Slater and die. Now it may not sound too great to a sconehead like you, but I think it’s swell. And you come along and tell me I’m a member of the hairy mole club so you can throw things at me? … Does the word “duh” mean anything to you?

Bull Durham (Annie Savoy)

Category: Movie Role: Annie Savoy From: Bull Durham

I believe in the church of baseball. I’ve tried all the major religions and most of the minor ones. I’ve worshipped Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu, Shiva, trees, mushrooms, and Isadora Duncan. I know things. For instance, there’s one hundred and eight beads in a Catholic rosary and there’s one hundred and eight stitches in a baseball. When I learned that, I gave Jesus a chance. But it just didn’t work out between us. The Lord laid too much guilt on me. I prefer metaphysics to theology. You see, there’s no guilt in baseball, and it’s never boring, which makes it like sex. There’s never been a ballplayer slept with me who didn’t have the best year of his career. Making love is like hitting a baseball. You just got to relax and concentrate. Besides, I’d never sleep with a player hitting under .250. Not unless he had a lot of RBIs and was a great glove man up the middle. You see, there’s a certain amount of life wisdom I give these boys. I can expand their minds. Sometimes when I get a ballplayer alone, I’ll just read Emily Dickenson or Walt Whitman to him. And the guys are so sweet, they always stay and listen. Of course, a guy will listen to anything if he thinks it’s foreplay. I make them feel confident and they make me feel safe and pretty. ‘Course what I give them lasts a lifetime. What they give me lasts a hundred and forty two games. Sometimes it seems like a bad trade. But bad trades are part of baseball. Who can forget Frank Robinson for Milt Pappas, for God’s sake! It’s a long season, and you got to trust it. I’ve tried them all, I really have. And the only church that feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the church of baseball.

Boys on the Side (Robin Nickerson)

Category: Movie Role: Robin Nickerson From: Boys on the Side

I don’t know what it is but there’s something that goes on between women. You men know that because it’s the same for you. I’m not saying one sex is better then the other. I’m just saying, like speaks to like. Love or whatever doesn’t always keep. So you found out what does, if you’re lucky. … You know what’s weird? You never know the last time you sleep with somebody it’s the last time. You’re thinking: “Oh, we got problems, we got work to do,” you know, but you never think… and then you break up and a month later you look back and you go: “Oh, that was it.” That Tuesday or Friday or whenever, and you wished you paid attention because it was the last time… Well.

Boyz n the Hood (Doughboy)

Category: Movie Role: Doughboy From: Boyz n the Hood

Sup? Yo, cuz. I know why you got out of the car last night. You shouldn’t have been there in the first place. You don’t want that shit to come back to haunt you. I ain’t been up this early in a long time. Turned on the TV this morning. Had this shit on about livin’ in a violent world. Showed all these foreign places, where foreigners live and all. Started thinking, man. Either they don’t know, don’t show, or don’t care about what’s goin’ on in the ‘hood. They had all this foreign shit. They didn’t have shit on my brother, man. I ain’t got no brother. Got no mother neither. She loved that fool more than she loved me. I don’t even know how I feel about it neither, man. Shit just goes on and on, you know. Next thing you know somebody might try to smoke me. Don’t matter, though. We all gotta go sometime. Seem like they punched the wrong clock on Rick, though, man.

Boyz n the Hood (Furious Styles)

Category: Movie Role: Furious Styles From: Boyz n the Hood

Well, how you think the crack rock gets into the country? We don’t own any planes. We don’t own no ships. We are not the people who are flyin’ and floatin’ that shit in here. I know every time you turn on the TV that’s what you see, black people, selling the rock, pushing the rock, pushing the rock, yea, I know. But that wasn’t a problem as long as it was here, wasn’t a problem until it was in Iowa and it showed up on Wall Street where there are hardly any black people. Now if you want to talk about uh, guns, why is that there is a gun shop on almost every corner in this community? … Tell you why, for the same reason that there’s a liquor store on almost every corner in the black community. Why? They want us to kill ourselves. You go out to Beverly Hills, you don’t see that shit. But they want us to kill ourselves. Yea, the best way you can destroy a people, you take away their ability to reproduce themselves. Who is it that dyin’ out here on these streets every night? Y’all. Young brothers like yourselves. … You doin’ exactly what they want you to do. You have to think young brother, about your future, huh?