Team America: World Police
We’re d***s! We’re reckless, arrogant, stupid d***s. And the Film Actors Guild are p*****s. And Kim Jong Il is an a******. Pussies don’t like d***s, because p*****s get f***** by d***s. But dicks also f*** a******s: a******s that just want to s*** on everything. P***** may think they can deal with a******s their way. But the only thing that can f*** an a****** is a d***, with some b***s. The problem with d***s is: they f*** too much or f*** when it isn’t appropriate – and it takes a p**** to show them that. But sometimes, p*****s can be so full of s*** that they become a******s themselves… because p*****s are an inch and half away from a******s. I don’t know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don’t let us f*** this a******, we’re going to have our d*** and p*****s all covered in s***!
