JOEL: James. I”m not good-looking. And I”m poor. With all these yuppies around, women aren”t gonna go near a poor guy. I know you think you”re really deprived because you didn”t go to Europe this summer. But you went to a better school than me, you don”t have to pay rent to your parents, you”re going off to Columbia f -ing University. So, Margaret Mead, you”re stuck with us low-lifes for one summer, but you get to leave. I don”t even know if you even appreciate what you have?! I mean, you”re chasing after Lisa P.?! When Em”s right there! This incredible, beautiful person is right f -ing there! I mean, I can”t watch it… I can”t be around it anymore… That”s why I quit. I can”t be around you two anymore. I feel like a… hypocrite. F – this. F – everything.More Monologues from “Adventureland”RelatedShareTweetPin
