PAUL: Dear God, thank You for all your blessings. You have given me so many things, like good health, nice parents, a nice truck, and what I”ve been told is a large penis, and I”m very grateful. But I sure am worried about Tammy. In my heart I still can”t believe she tore down my posters, but sometimes she does get so weird and angry. Please help her be a happier person, because she”s so smart and sensitive, and I love her. Also, I”m nervous about the election tomorrow, and I guess I want to win and all, but I know that”s totally up to You. You”ll decide who the best person is, and I”ll accept it. And forgive my sins, whatever they may be. Amen.More Monologues from “Election”RelatedShareTweetPin
