Hot Flash says
Yo, Ronnie! You’ll never guess what Linda just told me — Linda, Linda — yeah, Lazy Eye Linda from the choir, right, so you know Linda, she’s around our age and her and her husband aren’t together no more — I forget, I think he cheated on her — I know, right, whoever did it’s gotta be pretty desperate, it’s not like he’s got money — anyway, she’s on one of those dating sites, for the old people, and she’s gonna meet this guy for coffee, at the Starbucks. So she goes, she’s waiting and he don’t show up, so she leaves, all pissed off, and picks up her daughter for the airport and her daughter’s like Oh what a stiff, forget him, right, so she does. Meanwhile, fast forward to today, guess who’s in the obituary?
Her fucking date!
Can you get a load of that?
I guess he really was a stiff.
Hey Ronnie?
You still Like me? Yeah? Even after all these years? And the Kid?
Yeah, I guess I still Like you, too.
Are you gonna help me put this shit away or what?