MR. WORMWOOD: Everyone, gather round; I want my family to share of my triumph.One hundred and fifty five old bangers on my hands. All polished up, but the mileage on the clock telling the truth; that each one was… knackered. How could I possibly make the mileage go back? I couldn”t very well drive each one backwards could I?When suddenly I had the most genius idea in the world! I ran into the workshop, grabbed a drill and, using my incredible mind, I attached the drill to the speedometer of the first car, turned it on and whacked it into reverse. A drill”s motor whirls backwards thousands of times a second and within a few minutes I had reduced the mileage on that old rust bucket to practically nothing. I did it to every single car!Ten minutes later the Russians show up. Great big nasty-faced apes, expensive suits, dark glasses; don”t know who they thought they were.RelatedShareTweetPin
One hundred and fifty five old bangers on my hands. All polished up, but the mileage on the clock telling the truth; that each one was… knackered. How could I possibly make the mileage go back? I couldn”t very well drive each one backwards could I?When suddenly I had the most genius idea in the world! I ran into the workshop, grabbed a drill and, using my incredible mind, I attached the drill to the speedometer of the first car, turned it on and whacked it into reverse. A drill”s motor whirls backwards thousands of times a second and within a few minutes I had reduced the mileage on that old rust bucket to practically nothing. I did it to every single car!Ten minutes later the Russians show up. Great big nasty-faced apes, expensive suits, dark glasses; don”t know who they thought they were.RelatedShareTweetPin
When suddenly I had the most genius idea in the world! I ran into the workshop, grabbed a drill and, using my incredible mind, I attached the drill to the speedometer of the first car, turned it on and whacked it into reverse. A drill”s motor whirls backwards thousands of times a second and within a few minutes I had reduced the mileage on that old rust bucket to practically nothing. I did it to every single car!Ten minutes later the Russians show up. Great big nasty-faced apes, expensive suits, dark glasses; don”t know who they thought they were.RelatedShareTweetPin
Ten minutes later the Russians show up. Great big nasty-faced apes, expensive suits, dark glasses; don”t know who they thought they were.RelatedShareTweetPin