ELDER PRICE: Well, well… If it isn”t the SUPER MORMON. Spreading “the word”?! Making more – BRAIN WASHED ZOMBIES?! How is it YOU converted all those people into Mormons! You get everything you pray for. YOU”RE doing everything I was supposed to do. Doesn”t that seem a little telling to you?! The universe doesn”t work the way we were told! When I was nine years old… My family took a trip to Orlando, Florida. It was the most wonderful, most magical place I had ever seen. I said to myself “THIS is where I want to spend eternity!” My parents told me that if I made God proud, and did whatever the church asked, in the Latter Days I could have whatever I wanted. So I WORKED and I WORKED. And even when I studied Mormon stories and I thought, “That doesn”t make ANY SENSE”, I KEPT WORKING because I was told ONE DAY – I would get my reward!! Planet Orlando! But what do I have now? I can”t even get a ticket home…More Monologues from “The Book of Mormon”RelatedShareTweetPin
