Gene: I wanna thank all of you for a terrific summer. Cooking for all you nice people has really helped me get over the fact that I fought in the Vietnam War. Have a great winter, I”m gonna go hump the fridge. Yes folks, it”s true. I said I”m gonna go hump the fridge. What you may not know is that I also own a bottle of dick cream, I fondle my sweaters, and I often like to smear mud on my ass. You”re probably as yourselves, “Isn”t he a wierdo, outcast, loose cannon?” Maybe. I don”t think so.I wanna introduce you guys to someone. This is my friend. (Holding a can of vegetables.) I don”t know who he is, but I do know this: At a time when I was trying to hide myself from myself, he was there to show me a new way. “Cause I couldn”t hide from him. And I can be proud of who I am. I put it to you, Camp Firewood, as we spend the last dinner together: Be proud of who you are. Look at me, Ma, I made it! I”m okay! Now if you don”t mind, I have some unfinished business to attend to.RelatedShareTweetPin
I wanna introduce you guys to someone. This is my friend. (Holding a can of vegetables.) I don”t know who he is, but I do know this: At a time when I was trying to hide myself from myself, he was there to show me a new way. “Cause I couldn”t hide from him. And I can be proud of who I am. I put it to you, Camp Firewood, as we spend the last dinner together: Be proud of who you are. Look at me, Ma, I made it! I”m okay! Now if you don”t mind, I have some unfinished business to attend to.RelatedShareTweetPin