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Reservoir Dogs (Mr. Brown)
Let me tell you what “Like a Virgin’” is about. It’s all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. The entire song, it’s a metaphor for big dicks. Like a Virgin’s not about some sensitive girl who meets a nice fella. That’s what True Blue’s about.
The Princess Diaries (Mia Thermopolis)
Hi, hello. I’m Mia. Um, it’s stopped raining! I’m really no good at speech-making. Normally I get so nervous that I faint or run away or sometimes I even get sick. But you really didn’t need to know that. I’m not so afraid anymore. See, my father helped me. Earlier
Pride and Prejudice (Elizabeth Bennet)
Sir, I appreciate the struggle you have been through, and I am very sorry to have caused you pain. Believe me, it was unconsciously done. … I’m sure that the feelings which, as you’ve told me have hindered your regard, will help you in overcoming it. … And I might
Napoleon Dynamite (Rex)
At Rex Kwan Do, we use the buddy system. No more flying solo. You need somebody watching your back at all times. Second off, you’re gonna learn to discipline your image. You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Peter Pan over here? … Take a
In & Out (Emily)
EMILY: I lost 75 pounds. I lost 75 pounds! You say you”re sorry? You”re sorry?! You”re sorry?! After I wait for you! No, not just three years! My entire life! After I plan my future around our wedding. After I base my entire concept of self-esteem on the fact that
Men in Black (Agent J)
You know what the difference is between you and me? I make this look good.