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Dark City (Dr. Daniel Paul Schreber)
First there was darkness, then came the strangers. They were a race as old as time itself. They had mastered the ultimate technology: the ability to alter physical reality by will alone. They called this ability, tuning. But they were dying. Their civilization was in decline. And so they abandoned
Kickboxer (Kurt Sloane)
Oh yea, it’s good stuff. … Dancing? .. Oh yea dancing, I’m good, why? … Here? Really? … Aaahhaha. It’s all right. Hooah. Aaah! Huah! … Feelin’ so good today. Ain’t nobody standin’ in my way. Tomorrow gonna be a price to pay. Feelin’ so good today. There’s a mountain
American Graffiti (Laurie)
LAURIE: You take me out? When we first met you didn”t have enough sense to take the garbage out… I asked you out, remember? Backwards Day – remember? If I had waited for you to ask me – even after that you didn”t call me for two weeks. You were
Dog Day Afternoon (Sonny Wortzik)
I don’t wanna talk to some flunky pig trying to calm me man. … What’s he doing? Go back there man! He wants to kill me so bad he can taste it! Huh? ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA! REMEMBER ATTICA?
Uncle Vanya (Dr. Mikhail Lvovich Astrov)
Yes, ten years have made another man of me. And why? Because I am overworked. Nurse, I am on my feet from morning until evening. I know no rest at all: at night I shake under my bedclothes for fear I’ll be dragged out to visit some sick people. Ever
Easy A (Olive)
OLIVE: Is chivalry dead? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I want to ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. And I want Judd Nelson walking across the school parking lot thrusting his