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Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (Ron Burgundy)
Guess what, I do. I know that one day Veronica and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there’s going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises. And then our children
The Big Chill (Meg Jones)
They’re either married or gay. And if they’re not gay, they’ve just broken up with the most wonderful woman in the world, or they’ve just broken up with a bitch who looks exactly like me. They’re in transition from a monogamous relationship and they need more space. Or they’re tired
Some Like It Hot (Sugar Kane Kowalczyk)
Yeah, you better keep a look out. I’m not very bright I guess. No, just dumb, if I had any brains I wouldn’t be on this crummy train with this crummy girl’s band. I used to sing with male bands but I can’t afford it anymore, have you ever been
Carefree (Tony Flagg)
Perhaps she’s merely trying to escape reality. In this case, you! We all try to escape reality. We all wanna be something entirely different than we really are. When I was a kid, I wanted to be a fireman. Do you remember in college how stage struck I was? I
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (Albus Dumbledore)
Mysterious thing, time. Powerful, and when meddled with, dangerous. Sirius Black is in the topmost cell of the dark tower. You know the laws, Miss Granger. You must not be seen, and you would do well, I feel, to return before this last chime. If not, the consequences are too