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Captain Fantastic (Ben)
BEN: All this time you”ve been deceiving me. I allowed you to go to the library and you were sneaking around behind my back, taking the SATs, contacting and applying to universities. We”re not an accredited home-school, but secretly, you filled out these applications, you got your work approved, you
Donnie Darko (Donnie Darko)
First of all, Papa Smurf didn’t create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel’s evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn’t happen. Smurfs
The Opposite of Sex (Dede Truitt)
Seems like everybody’s having sex but me. Good for them. It’s not that I’m against sex. I mean, it was clever of God or evolution or whatever to hook the survival of the species to it because we’re gonna screw around no what. It was a smarter thing to pick
Hannah and Her Sisters (Mickey Sachs)
One day about a month ago I really hit bottom. You know, I just felt that in a godless universe, I didn’t want to go on living. Now I happen to own this rifle, which I loaded, believe it or not, and pressed it to my forehead. And I remember
Abe Lincoln in Illinois (Abraham Lincoln)
The purpose of the Dred Scott decision is to make property and nothing but property of the Negro in all States of the Union. It is the old issue of human rights versus property rights. It is the eternal struggle between two principles: the one, the common right of humanity,
Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior (Narrator)
My life fades, my vision dims. All that remains are memories. I remember a time of chaos, ruined dreams, this wasted land. Most of all, I remember the man we called Max, the road warrior. To understand who he was we have to go back to the other time. When