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Men in Black (Agent J)
You know what the difference is between you and me? I make this look good.
McLintock! (George Washington McLintock)
Becky! Come here. Somethin’ I ought to tell you. Guess now’s as good a time as any. You’re going to have every young buck west of the Missouri around here tryin’ to marry you – mostly because you’re a handsome filly, but partly because I own everything in this country
Crazy, Stupid, Love (Tracy)
TRACY: I”m unhappy, Cal. I”ve tried not to be. We”ve been married so long, somewhere we became… stagnant, you know? Okay, you”re not talking and you know that only makes me talk more. Maybe that”s good, maybe that”s good. Okay… (then) There”s this person. We”ve been spending time together. Lunches,
Harold and Maude (Uncle Victor Ball)
Well, what do you say, Harold? Ah, it’s a great life. There’s action, adventure, advising, and you’ll get a chance to see the war first-hand. And there are plenty of slant-eyed girls. I’ll make a man out of you, Harold. You’ll travel the world, put on a uniform, and take
Universal Soldier (Luc Deveraux)
The food is good. … I don’t know. … I don’t want to hurt you. … I just want to eat.
Dracula (Van Helsing)
Gentlemen, we are dealing with the undead…Yes, Nosferatu, the undead, the vampire. The vampire attacks the throat. It leaves two little wounds, white with red centers. Dr. Seward, your patient Renfield whose blood I have just analyzed, is obsessed with the idea that he must devour living things in order