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A Midsummer Night’s Dream (Helena)
How happy some o’er other some can be! Through Athens I am thought as fair as she. But what of that? Demetrius thinks not so; He will not know what all but he do know. And as he errs, doting on Hermia’s eyes, So I, admiring of his qualities. Things
Henry V (Henry V)
What’s he that wishes so? My cousin Westmoreland? No, my fair cousin: If we are mark’d to die, we are enow To do our country loss; and if to live, The fewer men, the greater share of honour. God’s will! I pray thee, wish not one man more. By Jove,
The Sandlot (Benny)
BENNY: I knew it. You”re all full of crap. George Herman Ruth got his nickname because his mom died when he was just a little kid, and he hadda go live in an orphanage. (Silence. None of the other guys has heard this before.) Nobody liked him there. The bigger
Up in the Air (Alex)
ALEX: First time I ever got on a plane, I was seven years old. I got selected for some modeling search… It was a scheme. But that”s not even important. The best part was the flight. I just remember my dad taking me by the band through the airport… and
Adventureland (Tired-Looking Guy)
TIRED-LOOKING GUY: If you have half a brain, the job”s easy. Unbearably, soul-crushingly dull. But easy. The night shift is f -ing awful. It”s a f -ing stake through your brain. But after one a.m., it pay”s double-time. Why else would I do it? Okay… (sorting some papers) F -…
Cant Hardly Wait” (Girl Whose Party It Is)
GIRL WHOSE PARTY IT IS: My problem?! My PROBLEM??!! You people come in here, let my dog out, get drunk, run all over the fancy room, blast music, spill punch, break stuff, smear poop on the carpet – draw nipples on my mother, throw up in my pool, sniff drugs