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Million Dollar Baby (Maggie Fitzgerald)
I can’t be like this, Frankie. Not after what I’ve done. I’ve seen the world. People chanted my name. Well, not my name, some damn name you gave me. They were chanting for me. I was in magazines. You think I ever dreamed that’d happen? I was born at two
Cant Hardly Wait” (Girl Whose Party It Is)
GIRL WHOSE PARTY IT IS: My problem?! My PROBLEM??!! You people come in here, let my dog out, get drunk, run all over the fancy room, blast music, spill punch, break stuff, smear poop on the carpet – draw nipples on my mother, throw up in my pool, sniff drugs
American Beauty (Lester Burnham)
” I had always heard your entire life flashes in front of your eyes the second before you die. First of all, that one second isn’t a second at all, it stretches on forever, like an ocean of time… For me, it was lying on my back at Boy Scout
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (Joel Barish)
Random Thoughts, for Valentines day, 2004. The day’s a holiday invented by greeting card companies, to make people feel like crap. I ditched work today. Took a train out to Montauk. I don’t know why. I’m not an impulsive person. I guess I just woke up in a funk this
All the Real Girls (Paul)
Do you wanna know a secret that I didn’t tell anybody ever? Well when I was walkin’ the dog I had before Duane. I had this dog named Mr. T because when he was a puppy … his hair was stickin’ up like in a Mohawk. And you know how
How to Train Your Dragon (Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III)
This is Berk. It’s twelve days north of Hopeless and a few degrees south of Freezing to Death. It’s located solidly on the Meridian of Misery. My village. In a word? Sturdy, and it’s been here for seven generations, but every single building is new. We have fishing, hunting, and