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Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (Dr. Evil)
Shit. Oh hell, let’s just do what we always do. Hijack some nuclear weapons and hold the world hostage. Yeah? Good! Gentlemen, it has come to my attention that a breakaway Russian Republic called Kreplachistan will be transferring a nuclear warhead to the United Nations in a few days. Here’s
Raiders of the Lost Ark (Indiana Jones)
Yes, the actual Ten Commandments. The original stone tablets that Moses brought down out of Mount Horeb and smashed, if you believe in that sort of thing. Didn’t you guys ever go to Sunday School? Look, the Hebrews took the broken pieces and put them into the Ark. When they
Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior (Narrator)
My life fades, my vision dims. All that remains are memories. I remember a time of chaos, ruined dreams, this wasted land. Most of all, I remember the man we called Max, the road warrior. To understand who he was we have to go back to the other time. When
500 Days of Summer (Summer)
SUMMER: I dream about flying. Not really flying. More like… floating. Like, it starts out I”m running really fast. And then the… terrain… gets all rocky and steep. But I don”t slow down. I just climb higher with every stride. Before I know it, I”m… floating. I”m going so fast
500 Days of Summer (Paul)
PAUL: You son of a bitch. The same girl you”d been obsessing over for weeks now? The same girl you said was way out of your league and you wouldn”t have a chance with. That girl? Did you bang her? Blow job? Hand job? Come on, level with me. As
The Fly (Seth Brundle)
You have to leave now and never come back here. Have you ever heard of insect politics? Neither have I. Insects don’t have politics. They’re very brutal. No compassion, no compromise. We can’t trust the insect. I’d like to become the first insect politician. You see, I’d like to, but,