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Iron Man 3 (Tony Stark)
Here’s a holiday greeting I’ve been meaning to send to the Mandarin… I just didn’t know how to say it until now. My name is Tony Stark and I’m not afraid of you. I know you’re a coward. That’s why I’ve just decided that you just died, pal. I’m going
Patton (George S. Patton)
Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.
You’ve Got Mail (Kathleen Kelly)
Dear Friend, I like to start my notes to you as if we’re already in the middle of a conversation. I pretend that we’re the oldest and dearest friends, as opposed to what we actually are, people who don’t know each other’s names and met in a chat room where
Snatch (Brick Top)
You’re always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. … And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it’s no good leaving it
Magnolia (Linda Partridge)
No, no, no, you see, I never loved him. I never loved him. Earl. When I met him, when I started, I met him, I fucked him and I married him because I wanted his money. You understand? I’m telling you this. I’ve never told anyone, I didn’t love him,