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Avatar (Colonel Miles Quaritch)
You are not in Kansas anymore. You are on Pandora, ladies and gentlemen. Respect that fact every second of every day. If there is a Hell, you might wanna go there for some R & R after a tour on Pandora. Out there beyond that fence every living thing that
Double Impact (Chad Wagner)
I’m so sorry. Okay. Maybe you should relax now. Okay? Slowly. Close your legs. Ooohh. Beautiful. Doing well. You know, stretching is so important. For example, because of my big legs and karate I can do the splits no problem. … Don’t move. … Look Frankie, I’m busy with those
Cape Fear (Max Cady)
I ain’t no white trash piece of shit. I’m better than you all! I can out-learn you. I can out-read you. I can out-think you. And I can out-philosophize you. And I’m gonna outlast you. You think a couple whacks to my good ol boys guts is gonna get me
Mallrats (Brodie Bruce)
One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at the local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarassing for my relatives and all. But the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results,
Easy A (Olive)
OLIVE: Like most families, mine has a deep dark secret. And since I”m spilling all this dirt, I might as well go ahead and confess it. Okay, here goes: My dad”s name is Dill and my mother”s name is Rosemary. They were so amused by this they decided to name