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Sucker Punch (Sweet Pea)
Everyone has an Angel. A Guardian who watches over us. We can’t know what form they’ll take One day, Old man, Next day, Little girl. But don’t let appearances fool you, They can be as fierce as any dragon. Yet they’re not here to fight our battles. But to whisper
Team America: World Police (Gary Johnston)
We’re dicks! We’re reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks! And the Film Actors’ Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don’t like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes who just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal
Mystic River (Jimmy Markum)
It’s nice isn’t it? To sit out here. … I couldn’t stand looking through the fridge trying to find room for all that food we’re gonna throw away in the next few days. … I just can’t let anything get fucked up in these next few days, cause that’s all
Alice in Wonderland (Alice)
Why, how impolite of him. I asked him a civil question, and he pretended not to hear me. That’s not at all nice. I say, Mr. White Rabbit, where are you going? He won’t answer me. And I do so want to know what he is late for. I wonder
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (Captain Barbossa)
This is Aztec gold. One of 882 identical pieces they delivered in a stone chest to Cortés himself. Blood money paid to stem the slaughter he wreaked upon them with his armies. But the greed of Cortés was insatiable. So the heathen gods placed upon the gold a terrible curse.