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A Midsummer Night’s Dream (Helena)
How happy some o’er other some can be! Through Athens I am thought as fair as she. But what of that? Demetrius thinks not so; He will not know what all but he do know. And as he errs, doting on Hermia’s eyes, So I, admiring of his qualities. Things
Heathers (Heather Chandler)
HEATHER CHANDLER: You were nothing before you met me! You were playing Barbies with Betty Finn! You were a Brownie, you were a Bluebird, you were a Girl Scout Cookie! I got you into a Remington Party! What”s my thanks? It”s on the hallway carpet. I get paid in puke!
Dangerous Minds (LouAnne Johnson)
The mind is like a muscle and if you want it to be really powerful, you got to work it out. Each new fact gives you another choice. Each new idea builds another muscle and it’s those muscles that are going to make you really strong. Those are your weapons
Caddyshack (Carl Spackler)
A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I’m a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald… striking. So, I’m on the first tee with him.
Three Amigos (Lucky Day)
Well, you slime eating dogs. You scum sucking pigs. You sons of a motherless goat.
Almost Famous (Jeff Bebe)
Some people have a hard time explaining rock ‘n’ roll. I don’t think anyone can really explain rock ‘n’ roll. Maybe Pete Townshend, but that’s okay. Rock ‘n’ roll is a lifestyle and a way of thinking… and it’s not about money and popularity. Although, some money would be nice.