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American Psycho (Patrick Bateman)
Do you like Phil Collins? I’ve been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn’t understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins’ presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was
Brief Interviews With Hideous Men (Ryan)
Yes, it was a pickup. Plain and simple. And she was what one might call a granola cruncher. A hippie. And she was straight out of central casting: the sandals, flamboyantly long hair, financial support from parents she reviled, and some professed membership in an apostrophe-heavy Eastern religion that I
The Notebook (Noah Calhoun)
Well that’s what we do, we fight… You tell me when I am being an arrogant son of a bitch and I tell you when you are a pain in the ass. Which you are, 99% of the time. I’m not afraid to hurt your feelings. You have like a
Shake Weight for Men (Shake Weight)
This is not a workout. This is a revolution. This is shake weight for men. and its going to KICK. YOUR. BUTT. Phew! thats it. In just six minutes guaranteed. Uuuggh.
The Sandlot (Benny)
BENNY: I knew it. You”re all full of crap. George Herman Ruth got his nickname because his mom died when he was just a little kid, and he hadda go live in an orphanage. (Silence. None of the other guys has heard this before.) Nobody liked him there. The bigger