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Three Kings (Archie Gates)
ARCHIE GATES: Shot him in the neck, didn”t you? Do you know anything about gunshot wounds? (They look at him.) What makes any gunshot wound bad, provided you survive the bullet, is something called sepsis. Say a bullet tears into you right now – It creates a cavity of dead
127 Hours (Aron Ralston)
You know, I’ve been thinking. Everything is… just comes together. It’s me. I chose this. I chose all this. This rock… this rock has been waiting for me my entire life. It’s entire life, ever since it was a bit of meteorite a million, billion years ago. In space. It’s
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (Borat Sagdiyev)
Sometime my sister, she show her vazhïn to my brother Bilo and say “You will never get this! You will never get this! La la la la la.” He behind his cage. He cries, he cries and everybody laughs. She goes “You never get this.” But one time he break
Valentine’s Day (Felicia)
It’s really funny actually. Like I was not into him at first. He used to shoot spit wads at me in Spanish class, which is like so junior high, but then one night I was brushing out my hair when I got home and I found this spit wad, but
Mean Girls (Regina)
REGINA: Why were you talking to Janis Ian? She”s so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Janis Ian. (as if this is shocking) I was best friends with her in middle school. I know, right? It”s so embarrassing, I don”t even… whatever. Then, in eighth grade, I started going
Never Let Me Go (Miss Lucy)
MISS LUCY: I don”t think I can keep silent anymore. If no one else will talk to you, I will. The problem is that you have been told, and not told. That is what I”ve seen while I”ve been here. You have been told, but none of you really understand.