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The Perks Of Being A Wallflower
Mean Girls
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Network (Max)
MAX: (exploding off the chair) I”m tired of this hysteria about Howard Beale! (raging around the room) And I”m tired of finding you on the goddamned phone every time I turn around! I”m tired of being an accessory in your life! And I”m tired of pretending to write this dumb
Full House (Jesse Ketsopolis)
Give me a break… Don’t “huh” me! You waltz in here 25 minutes late and expect sympathy? Huh! I have CLEANED the house, and washed all of YOUR clothes, and ran a daycare center for socially deviant munchkins, and missed Oprah! Ran this one to a ballet lesson, this one
Bull Durham (Crash Davis)
Well, I believe in the soul. The cock. The pussy. The small of a woman’s back. The hanging curveball. High fiber. Good scotch. That the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a Constitutional Amendment outlawing
30 Minutes or Less (Nick)
NICK: Stop! Just don”t come any closer. I”m gonna give you the short version of an incredibly complicated and f – up situation, so please be cool. (beat) Some very bad guys strapped a bomb to my chest and they are forcing me to commit a crime. I wish I
Catwoman (Catwoman)
It all started on the day that I died. If there had been an obituary, it would have described the unremarkable life of an unremarkable woman, survived by no one. But there was no obituary, because the day that I died was also the day I started to live. But