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The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (Legolas)
One that is cursed. Long ago the men of the mountain swore an oath to the last king of Gondor, to come to his aid, to fight. But when the time came, when Gondor’s need was dire, they fled, vanishing into the darkness of the mountain. And so Isildur cursed
Men in Black (Agent K)
A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that people were alone on this
Breakfast at Tiffany’s (Holly Golightly)
Look, I know what you think. And I don’t blame you, I’ve always thrown out such a jazzy line. But really…except for Doc…and you…Jose is my first non-rat romance. Oh, not that he’s my ideal of the absolute finito. He tells little lies and worries about what people think and
Prince of Darkness (Professor Howard Birack)
Let’s talk about our beliefs and what we can learn about them. We believe nature is solid and time a constant. Matter has substance and time a direction. There is truth in flesh and the solid ground. The wind may be invisible, but it’s real. Smoke, fire, water, light, they’re
The Opposite of Sex (Dede Truitt)
Seems like everybody’s having sex but me. Good for them. It’s not that I’m against sex. I mean, it was clever of God or evolution or whatever to hook the survival of the species to it because we’re gonna screw around no what. It was a smarter thing to pick
A Midsummer Night’s Dream (Puck)
If we shadows have offended, Think but this, and all is mended, That you have but slumber’d here While these visions did appear. And this weak and idle theme, No more yielding but a dream, Gentles, do not reprehend: if you pardon, we will mend: And, as I am an