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Joe Versus The Volcano (Joe Banks)
Mr. Waturi, Frank. I quit….I’ve been working here four and a half years. The work I did I probably could have done in six months. That leaves four years left over. Four years. If I had them now, like gold in my hand. Here, this is for you. Goodbye, DeDe.
Geico Cavemen Commercial (Geico Caveman)
I’ll have the roast duck with the mango salsa. … I don’t have much of an appetite, thank you.
A Time to Kill (Carl Lee Hailey)
Yes they deserve to die and I hope they burn in hell! … America is a wall and you are on the other side. How’s a black man ever going to get a fair trial with the enemy on the bench and in the jury box? My life in white
Coming to America (Darryl Jenks)
Just let your soul glow! Just let it shine through. Just let your soooulll baby feel oh so silky smooth. Just let it shine through, yea. Just let your soouuuul glooow, whooo! Soul-Glo.
A Clockwork Orange (Alex DeLarge)
And viddy films I would. Where I was taken to, Brothers, was like no cine I ever viddied before. I was bound up in a strait jacket and my Gulliver was strapped to a headrest with like wires running away from it. Then they clamped like lid locks on my
Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion (Romy White)
Okay, we’re working in this advertising agency after college. Yeah, and we have like this big presentation to make to like a client. So, so we’re like brainstorming and all of a sudden, we’re out of paper clips. And so, okay so then I, I say okay, wouldn’t it be