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Romeo and Juliet (Romeo Montague)
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun. Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon, Who is already sick and pale with grief, That thou her maid art far more fair than she: Be not her maid, since she is
The Breakfast Club (Carl)
CARL: You wanna be a janitor? Oh, really? You guys think I”m just some untouchable peasant? Peon? huh? Maybe so, but following a broom around after shitheads like you for the past eight years I”ve learned a couple of things… I look through your letters, I look through your lockers…
The Bridge on the River Kwai (Lieutenant Colonel Nicholson)
I’ve been thinking. Tomorrow it will be twenty-eight years to the day that I’ve been in the service. Twenty-eight years in peace and war. I don’t suppose I’ve been at home more than ten months in all that time. Still, it’s been a good life. I loved India. I wouldn’t
The Breakfast Club (Andrew)
ANDREW: Do you guys know what, uh, what I did to get in here? I taped Larry Lester”s buns together. Yeah, you know him? Well then you know how hairy he is, right? Well, when they pulled the tape off, most of his hair came off and some, some skin
Dos Equis (The Most Interesting Man in the World)
I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis. … Stay thirsty, my friends.”