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Bull Durham (Crash Davis)
Well, I believe in the soul. The cock. The pussy. The small of a woman’s back. The hanging curveball. High fiber. Good scotch. That the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a Constitutional Amendment outlawing
Soul Food (Bird)
Who is that hoochie-koochie mama with her fat ass all over my man on the dance floor? This is my wedding day! I’m supposed to be happy!
Junebug (Ashley Johnsten)
I hate hospitals but it wasn’t really all that scary. All the needles and stuff. It wasn’t that bad. I’ll tell you what the scariest thing is to me; the scariest thing to me is Johnny. It is. He didn’t say nothin’. Not one word. At least I don’t know
Mr. Smith Goes to Washington (Jefferson Smith)
I guess this is just another lost cause, Mr. Paine. All you people don’t know about the lost causes. Mr. Paine does. He said once they were the only causes worth fighting for. And he fought for them once, for the only reason that any man ever fights for them.
There Will Be Blood (Daniel Plainview)
Drainage! Drainage, Eli, you boy. Drained dry. I’m so sorry. Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that’s a straw, you see? You watching?. And my straw reaches acroooooooss the room, and starts to drink your milkshake… I…
Inglourious Basterds (SS Colonel Hans Landa)
Monsieur LaPadite, are you aware of the nickname the people of France have given me? … But you are aware of what they call me. … What are you aware of? … “The Jew Hunter.” … Precisely. I understand your trepidation in repeating it. Heydrich apparently hates the moniker the