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Chicago (Roxann Hart)
Oh , say it again , Fred … Where’s the fire, huh? Amos ain’t home till midnight. Hey, I don’t want you to feel like I’m nagging at you , but don’t you think it’s time I met your friend down at the Onyx? It’s been a month since you
Shakespeare in Love (Valentine)
What light is light, if Silvia be not seen? What joy is joy, if Silvia be not by? Unless it be to think that she is by and feed upon the shadow of perfection. …except I be by Silvia in the night, There is no music in the nightingale. Unless
Last Tango in Paris (Paul)
You look ridiculous in that make-up. Like the caricature of a whore. A little touch of mommy in the night. Fake Ophelia drowned in the bathtub. I wish you could see yourself. You’d really laugh. You’re your mother’s masterpiece. Christ. There are too many fucking flowers in this place. I
The Parent Trap (Elizabeth)
ELIZABETH: Okay you two… How could you do this to me? Let me put this as succinctly as possible. You… (points to Hallie) I mean, (points to Annie) – One of you told me your father knew I was arriving here today… And I”m here to tell you the man
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (Brick Tamland)
I love … carpet. … I love desk. … I love lamp. … I love lamp! I love lamp …
Clerks (Chewlies Gum Representative)
You’re spending what? Twenty, maybe thirty dollars a week on your cigarettes? Fifty-three dollars a week on cigarettes! Come on! Would you give somebody that much money each week to kill you? ‘Cause that’s what you’re doing now, by paying for this so-called privilege to smoke… It’s that kinda mentality