3 Best Cher Monologues

Category: Movie Role: Cher From: Clueless

CHER: My birthday”s in April. As someone who”s older can I give you some advice? I mean, I don”t want to sound all judgmental and all, but it”s one thing to spark up a doobie and get laced at parties, it”s quite another to be fried at school all day. The loadies generally hang in the stairwell over there. Sometimes they get to class and say bonehead things and we all laugh of course. But no respectable girl actually dates them. I don”t mean to be harsh, but you don”t want to start off on the wrong foot, do you? That”s Alana”s group over there. They all do the T.V. station and they think that”s the most important thing on earth… our school has its own channel throughout Beverly Hills… You like working on T.V. stations? Then forget them, they just hang by themselves… There”s the “Persian Mafia”, you can”t hang with them unless you own a B.M.W… And there”s the “Crew”. The choicest males at our school. If you make the decision to date a high school boy, those are the only acceptable ones. Hey, I”ve got a great idea! Let”s do a makeover!More Monologues from “Clueless”RelatedShareTweetPin

Category: Movie Role: Cher From: Clueless

CHER: So, O.K., like the Haitians need to come to America but some people are all, “What about the sprain on our resources?” And it”s like, when I had this garden party for my father”s birthday and it”s all catered, you know, I said “R.S.V.P.” because it”s a sit down dinner. O.K.? People come that like, didn”t R.S.V.P.! And I”m buggin”. I have to haul ass to the kitchen, re-distribute the food and like squish in extra place-settings and people are on mismatched chairs and all. But by the end of the day it was like “the more, the merrier”. And so if the government could just get to the kitchen and re-arrange some things we could certainly party with Haitians. And in conclusion, may I remind you that it doesn”t say “R.S.V.P.” on the Statue of Liberty.More Monologues from “Clueless”RelatedShareTweetPin

Category: Movie Role: Cher From: Clueless

CHER: Don”t sell yourself short, now you”ve got something going for you that no one else at Beverly has. I mean “mystery”. As far as everyone”s concerned you were the most popular girl in your school. Everyone”s curious, and the fact that you hang with De and me… You have to take advantage of this window of opportunity. Let”s see… who”s available? Brandon, Bronson… Oh! I got it! Elton”s single now. He just broke up with Valette. He was in debate with us. He did the in favor of animal testing speech. In fact, I noticed him scoping you out. Tscha! In fact, he said you gave him a toothache. It”s an expression. It means he thinks you”re sweet.More Monologues from “Clueless”RelatedShareTweetPin