Adventureland (Em)
EM: That”s my stepmother. My mother died two years ago. My dad got remarried last year. (sneering at the photo) Her name is Francy. See that unholy abomination on her head? It”s a wig. She had some kind of nervous breakdown when her first husband divorced her. Her hair fell out. I”d feel sorry for her if she wasn”t such a pathetic, status-obsessed witch.More Monologues from “Adventureland”RelatedShareTweetPin